Cooking the Hook - NEW

I was celebrating my blood pressure being normal for the first time in memory, at the grocery store, of course. I dumped everything out of the basket onto the belt at the register. The commander at this checkout was a 40ish woman with her red hair in braids and pale pink lipstick. She was either bold as hell or a time traveler. The bag boy, a very small teenager from somewhere in the middle east, name tagged "ELVIS", slouched at the end of the counter. Together we studied my choices; Doritos, raw cookie dough, two six packs of beer, a pound of roast beef, a bag of pizza rolls, salsa and a quart of coffee ice cream. "Looks like a frat party." she said "You got everything but the condoms". (Cue the rimshot ) "Aisle six." said Elvis. It was a three-way, silent eyeball showdown to see who would laugh first.  I lost. 

The two men sat at the kitchen table with a pound of compressed marijuana in chunks on sheets of newspaper between them. They were cleaning the pot and making up ounces in  baggies  by hand and eye . It was not their kitchen. So the guy says to me 'thirty bucks for an ounce?' And I say 'yeah, that's right.' So he says 'I only got two twenties.' And I say 'I got no change.' So he says 'Keep it.' and he takes the weed, but he gave me three twenties.  I swear I didn't notice until a half hour later. They look pretty real. Jack reached for a fresh  baggie  and said “That's your ineffable charm, Donald.” “In-eff-able ... unfuckable ?” “That's right, my man. Can  not  be  fucked .”  Jack said.  Donald looked down at the pile of weed he was picking at, wiggled his fingers and brightened.   "I'll use them to pay that parking ticket."

I am reporting from the Whine Mine on the day BEFORE the full Flower Moon - the moon of compassion and healing. I can't wait until tonight!!! The Scene & the Players: Young Miss-On-the-Job in upscale mall ragshop approaches three customers who are busily pawing through the piles of $50 graphic T's straight from the child labor sweatshops back East somewhere. Sig -MOMMA, per her neck tattoo (size 22, platinum teeth and a diamond studded ear piece blinking frantically) complains loudly and profanely to Young Miss-On-the-Job and her phone that there is nothing in this store in her size and it's DIZCRIMINASHUN!  Meanwhile, BUGZY (face piercings, bald head, giant plastic breasts) is busy at the T table stuffing stacks of shirts into her booster bag, but her erstwhile assistant/lookout, ANGELFACE (tiger face tats, three different colored wiglets and 2" red toenails hanging out her sandals) has fainted away under the same table - the drugs finally k...

A train of thunderstorms passed through the area  last night. Brief, violent and not wet enough. The power flicked off while I was wrapping up a long report for a customer. Whoopee! No power means I'm offline until it's restored. Of course, it also means I don't get paid for the missing time.  But, oh well, act o' god and all that. It was too early to sleep and I caught the bones of a good story while paddling around in the pool earlier in the day. I took a few notes at the time, but couldn't read them in the dim light so I just started from scratch scribbling away by candlelight. Five minutes into it,  I heard a huge splash from the pool and went out on the deck to investigate. A large limb fell from one of the overhangs and circled lazily with all the other tree trash that happens every night. The drizzle stopped, the clouds parted and a brilliant moon turned everything blue-white. I shut off the flashlight, took my tarot deck and went down ont...

" The Waterwitch " Now that I can hear them again, my characters are talking to me, talking to each other. Every he said and she said is a stepping stone forward. Dialog is the connective tissue that the story's flesh and bones have been missing. They wake me in the night.

HOLY CRAP! I watched our writing group leader line edit a chapter for one of the members the other night and I have been paralyzed at the keyboard ever since. I try to pass myself off as a tough guy, but now I know I'm made of glass. I need to get over myself. Taking time out for input only.

"Sometimes, when accepted and welcomed, divine wisdom and enlightenment flow freely like a calm river. The rest of the time, wisdom is blocked until it rages forth like a tidal wave and crushes anything in its path, including the recipient of the wisdom.  This is the energy of the Tower card, an energy very similar to Death in that it is both a destructive and a creative force. When a building is old and decrepit, it must be demolished so that a new structure may stand in its place." J. Rioux  I'm trying hard to not be crushed  (I'm a great floater),  but the words "kill your darlings" were never more true. I'm only glad that I won't continue polishing pearls without properly grading, setting and stringing them for a really effective outcome.  For the next week I can't even dwell on the revisions ; they  will only be happening inside my head. Family duties have to take center stage.  Thanks to TH, CL and a close revisit with " Shake...