Cooking the Hook - NEW

Yeah..just look at her face for a second. The shit we used to hear! And yes dear, we listened in. Just for a second to make sure the connection was good. Way back in the day, I was a telephone operator for Ma Bell. It was just like that, right down to the equipment. I could write a book! The premise could go in two directions . Like her, it could easily happen that you accidentally overheard something that you wished to God you hadn't. Shit ensues. It happened to me more than once. And then there was my daily idle fantasy of establishing my own phone company called the ES&D network. That stood for "eat shit and die". A network for the burgeoning legion of creeps who liked being abused over the phone. I believe they have grown up to be fans of E.L. James. The customer would pay fifty bucks a month for the service (a lot back then for a phone) and could only call The Operator who would abuse  him (or the rare her) in a creative and deeply offensive manner ...

waiting until after midnight, waiting for the furnace to kick on so the sound would cover my movements, the muttering mechanicals breathing warmed air throughout the house, everyone deep into their dreams but me. Thick socks over thin, jeans and sweater pulled on over pajamas, I sat in a chair in the kitchen and pushed my feet into my skates and laced them tight, tight, my high heels, in just enough time to ease the back door open, slip out and close it before the furnace sighed and stilled. the ground was covered with brittle brown grass, frozen hard and unforgiving of the misstep. I picked my way carefully down across the yard to the edge of the lake where the ice had trapped little pockects of air that you wanted to avoid stepping on and cutting with the sound like ripping silk. keeping the blades flat and taking the first steps out onto the black ice..right foot left foot ..tock. tock, tock  then leaning and letting the glide take me further away from the house into deeper si...

Yes, your eyes do not deceive you, there are two "how to" books in that pile. " The Fire in Fiction " by Donald Maas and the other that I won't even  mention because, one chapter in, I'm already disappointed. Oh well, out of a heap like this I'm glad the first stinker is non-fiction. " My writing has been stalled by a variety of life circumstances " is complete bullshit and a handy statement of fact. When the fever is on me, I write, no matter where or when. Any writer will tell the same thing. In this little slack sail period I've been reading. Didion and Maas are great inspirations from two very different points on the compass, but when I started reading "Slouching Towards Bethlehem" I did what I always do, check the first date of publication. In this case, 1961. It helps me to fix the author in her time to get a better feel for the writing. I got to wondering if Joan Didion could even find work these days. I don't thi...

I kept my promise to Day One and hit the trek on the Greenway. It was sunny and cold, cold, but I was prepared. I should have noticed that I was only perceiving cold cold. It was not the weather, but me. Illness underway. Layered, gloved, earbuds, my shuffle making love to my ears, I set out in hopes of reclaiming a little lost stamina. Just before I locked the car I thought  'pen and paper'. Ok, you never know. I've been dithering about a big scene, the bad guy take down, and gave it two seconds of thought before I had to negotiate with the dogs. Guy on two leads being dragged by two blind looking, big, strong, Man Ray dogs that mystical shade of gray. They wanted to know what I was thinking. This part of the trail attracts a lot of dog walkers and, lately, the dogs are all giving me the stink-eye. Friendly people with what are probably friendly dogs have to haul them up short on their leashes because they all want to investigate me. Why not? I live with three cats....

The first text (in bold) was received 1.11.13 12:45am. (the words in italics were my responses. I have no idea who the sender was)   I hide the body can we eat it? No Nigga I burned it wtf Whats wrong wit u? Waste a good meat! I wont it Shit are you on bath salts? Bath Salts and Pepto...goes down smoooth No try it with Lyn youll get fucked up.  It'll help you to dont feel like you wanna eat human mea t. But I LIKES fresh flesh..mmm, tasty. All this zombie shit has made me a believer.  amen! Amen! Go to bed stupid zombie Aint a shieet you trippin zombie wasting words texting is  the leading cause of nut and brain shrivel, doncha know Gomer ? damn looks like someone is in a bad mood now So who was it you ate? Ill get you some meat so you can chill out stupid zombie Man how is life? Life  is long and hard if you dont mend your ways I need an advice from your smartself About? Be honest with me tho. No bs Best I can Sho...

The streetlights and the traffic light over the intersection stuttered once and failed when the truck glanced off the power pole at the crest of Main Street at the top of the quarter mile glide down into town. Engine dead, headlights blind, inertia carried it forward and gravity gave it wings. The sky’s blue hour pulled the last purple edge behind it and, with the glare of the streetlights gone, Bea looked up at the sweeping arc of stars aligned in the blackness over her head.  In the moments after the lights went out there was a three count before the fireflies and crickets struck up a round of applause and then fell back to the serious business of finding husbands and wives before dawn. from "Murders in Monkeytown" c. Deborah Lacativa 2014

Sticks & Stones  Gather wood against the weather Pile up stones against the sky String of lights like pearls between us And the heavens' blackest eye Tell the hour Go take another Go down Moses Without a fuss Taken to the Lawless water And send that later boat for us Chorus: Sticks and stones Blood ash and bone I shake the tree Swim out alone Turnin' over the dark Missouri Now that every new leaf I had Is gone Moon's near empty, a swinging saber Keeping every prayer at bay At the throat of love for ransom From the dull approaching day There's no law That rides this border No fences stretch this far To show How times will side Against another As one arrives and others go [Chorus:] Whores are dressed in fire and feathers On a beach, sit in a row Climb the bank through scrub and tinder Disappear where rabbits go They had nothing That I needed But I gave them All I had Just to share Some dirt between them As w...